Friday, May 24, 2013

Another joke for Steven Wright (if he wants it)

My first ambition in life was to become a singer of TV theme songs, but I could never remember the lyrics to "Batman."

Monday, May 20, 2013

No, but I might canceled my subscription

The subject line of an email from a writers' magazine I subscribe to asks:

Did you self-published a book?

Friday, May 10, 2013

I'm really ahead of my time -- The Times says so

A few months ago I started an online subscription to The New York Times' crossword puzzle for my iPad.

Today I received an email from The Times, advertising a special collection of Mother's Day crosswords constructed by women.

The email included this note:

"We'd like to thank you for being a New York Times Crosswords solver since: 2014-02-23"