A close friend of my family, an older lady named Agnes, often used to say that.
And as she said it, she'd always shake her head.
I thought of her a little while ago after I took a few minutes out to have a noontime snack in front of the TV.
I, who watched a lot of daytime TV when I was a kid in the 1960s -- especially game shows.
I, who remember seeing Jonathan Harris, who played Dr. Smith on "Lost in Space," as a celebrity player on "You Don't Say!" I particularly remember the day he screwed up something and said what must have been "Damn!"
Only I couldn't know for sure because the censors bleeped it.
Today, within less than five minutes, I saw:
A commercial for toilet paper featuring two cartoon bears, a mother and her little boy, trying to sell the idea that after you use their product, bits of it won't stick to your ass.
And a commercial for some kind of ointment, intended for couples who want to get, um, a little more out of life.
As for Agnes, I'm sure she is in heaven now.
I have no idea whether they have TVs there.
But if they do, and if Agnes has been watching, I can only imagine her saying "Changes changes" (or something stronger) and shaking her head even more.
I have no idea whether Agnes has an HMO in heaven.
But if she does, I hope it covers whiplash....