I'm sitting at the grocery store, killing time before my bus comes, and I decide to do the crossword puzzle in one of the local weekly newspapers.
If you've seen the movie "Wordplay," about the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, you might recall Jon Stewart saying that when the New York Times crossword is unavailable, he sometimes does the USA Today puzzle, "but I don't feel good about myself when I do it."
Imagine me with this puzzle, which includes two-letter answers, which alone would make Will Shortz throw it back to the constructor with fearsome force.
At one point, I come to this clue: "About chronology."
The answer is 13 letters.
As I work my way around the puzzle, I begin to discern what the last seven letters are.
Naw, I think, couldn't be.
But the answer (I checked the solution on the back page) does indeed turn out to be: