I can't help wondering if the people who think up the names of those, um, male enhancement drugs are fans of Abbott and Costello...
Lou: Gee, Bud, you sure look chipper today!
Bud: I feel great! My wife and I made love last night, and it went exceptionally well!
Lou: And why was that?
Bud: Because of what my doctor recommended!
Lou: And what was that?
Bud: Cialis!
Lou (after a pause): See Alice?
Bud: Yep!
Lou: What? You go to a doctor, tell him you and your wife are having problems, and he says, "See Alice"?
Bud: Yep!
Lou: And your wife went along with it?
Bud: Of course! She only wants what's best for me.
Lou: I can't believe it! But you must have had to talk her into it!
Bud: Quite the contrary! She insisted on it! Otherwise she said it might mean the end of our marriage!
Lou: So the doctor tells you this, and you come home, and --
Bud: Not straight home! I went to the drugstore first!
Lou: Why?
Bud: I just told you! It's what the doctor said! Cialis!
Lou: See Alice? At the drugstore?
Bud: Yep!
Lou: And the guy who runs the drugstore is OK with this?
Bud: Of course! That's getting to be a big part of his business, he tells me!
Lou: You mean you went in a back room and...
Bud: No! Over the counter!
Lou: Over the counter?! With everybody watching?
Bud: Of course!
Lou: I must be going to the wrong drugstore!
Bud: No, I could have gone to any drugstore!
Lou: See Alice at any drugstore? (To himself) Girl gets around! (To Bud) Well, I'm glad things worked out!
Bud: Thanks! And even if it hadn't worked, the doctor had another idea!
Lou: Really? What?
Bud: Viagra!
Lou: WHAT?! ARE YOU SURE?
Bud: Sure I'm sure! Why do you ask?
Lou: Cause Vi Agra told me I'M the only guy in her life!
(Cue rimshot.)
1 comment:
Brilliantly clever. Do a podcast of it! (As if I knew how or what!) "Cue rimshot." Now, there's a phrase one doesn't want to do anagrams with, given your subject matter.
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